In keeping with the whole Russian theme, I shotgun the pseudonym "Trotsky", not to be confused with the reputable greyhound of the same name which so graciously sunk my life savings. Curse the race track and its discount gin. Much like Casey, I hope to attract the patronage of those who will find the content of this community abhorrent. Allow me to add yet more petrol to this burning tyre heap of SCANDAL.
I vote National! Nuke the numbats! Me so horny!